Friday, February 8, 2013

valentine surprises that'll get his motor running {rated PG-13}

One of my hubster's love languages is gifts. 
It doesn't have to be anything big, just knowing that I got him something 
makes his big heart go pitter patter and if it's something he can EAT? I am his queen.

I wanted to spice it up a bit this year with some lil' V-Day sweet nothings that 
can be hidden in his drawers (not THOSE drawers)(okay maybe those drawers), but in a world oversaturated with generic "I LUV YOU" junk, I could find nothing that spoke to me. 

Or should I say spoke LIKE me? 

Cheesy enough that he could hear me saying it, and yet naughty enough that he could...
hear me saying it. 

I took matters into my own hands and came up with a winning combination of 
silly AND suggestive to remind my beloved that aside from 
that one week of the month that I hate everyone, the rest of the time he's my favorite.



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And because men appreciate a simple, direct approach the most...

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{if you'd like a jpeg of these, shoot me an email @ olderandwisor at gmail.com but remember! 
Boys don't care about cute fonts and fancy ribbon. They just want to feel loved.}

{and for you to take your clothes off}



For more Valentine's Day ideas, head over to Jen's later tonight.


15 comments:

Marti said...

Those are so cute! And you have men totally figured out. lol

Andrea said...

My husbands love language is physical touch...and these would go hand in hand with that. Awesome. :)

Luisa Chandler said...

Love it!

Katie said...

LOVE all of these. You are awesome.

Sharon Stanley said...

hilarious...just be sure the kiddies don't mistakenly take these to the teacher!

super jane said...

I totally LOVE your blog!! I check in daily and have missed you not posting. I'm glad to see you back and I honestly laughed out loud at those pictures! Too funny!

The HOME GIRL said...

These are great! Something fun to add a little spice!!! Thanks for sharing these! =D

Angie@Echoes of Laughter said...

Super cute ideas! You are so creative! Have a wonderful weekend! Angie xo

Nicky Bromow said...

I just love a little naughty but nice and those are just great! I like how imaginative you are

TXMomof2 said...

Finally, someone who understands what men really want! Chocolate and bedroom play! The only thing you forgot was bacon. Great tags!

Kristie Maynard said...

These are great. I haven't even been thinking about Valentine's day! Hubby's birthday is the 15th and our 25th anniversary is the 20th, so I've really been trying to figure out what to do for those 2 days. They are getting close much too fast.

whitney said...

oh my heavens, I love this post so darn much.

Laura at Ms. Smartie Pants said...

You have such a way with words! I know your man was a happy one for sure!

davut tezcan said...

You have such a way with words! I know your man was a happy one for sure!

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