In other news, money is tight right now, but my darlin' still insists on getting me a token of affection to celebrate this (stupid) V-day of love coming up, which also happens to be the (not so stupid) anniversary of our engagement 16 years ago.
Mix those two together and an idea is born.
A quart of paint. That's what I want. Because romantic is what I am. Romantic and in need of your help: