Tuesday, May 4, 2010

And I Thought Skid Marks Were Just For Underwear

Perhaps white bedspreads should come with instructions,
like "Don't Sit Down With A Naked Butt If You Can't Finish Wiping."

Looks like we need a few more social stories. Or a few less children in our room.

26 comments:

  1. OMG! My husband leaves those on our sheets and he always blames the dog! lol

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  2. After baby granddaughter was at our house I found an actual poop on our bed that had fallen out of her diaper!

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  3. ew. funny and gross. My comforter is brown, so who knows? ew.

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  4. You did NOT just blog about this. You DID!!!

    Just another reason I love your blog. And Oxiclean.

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  5. It must be poop night. Two blogs I follow have had pictures of poop.

    I LOVE IT!

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  6. Oh gross and funny...all at the same time!
    great recipe for whites:
    1 gallon HOT water as hot as your tap can get
    1 cup powder dishwasher soap
    1/4 cup bleach
    (OK, so obviously, it will take more to soak a bedspread, just adjust for gallons you need, and I don't always use double or triple or whatever the dishwasher soap)
    let items soak for at least 30 minutes, then launder as normal in as hot of water is safe for fabric! And DON'T use a metal container! It works I tell ya! (great for church shirts and socks too!)

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  7. Thanks for your comments. I'm new to "public blogging" and get really excited when I see that people have feedback for my diddly little entries. :) You're like a little blogland celebrity to me. It cheers my heart!

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  8. Now don't go trying to blame your IBS on your son. I grew up in the same house as you & had to do the laundry on rotation - those skids have YOUR name all over them!

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  9. Oh dang. You know that could hang around internet heaven until the poor laddie is 16 or 17. lol

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  10. Oxiclean.
    Isn't 6 year old and up poo the worst?
    5's my cutoff. Cant deal with poo from someone older than 5. I mean, I still have to occasionally but it's much worse!

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  11. gift that to the grump in your hood with some of that great ribbon on it -- seriously you could tie that up like a dream.

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  12. Oh my gosh, I knew there was a reason I didn't go with the all white comforter!

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  13. Not even kidding... I had to change the sheets last night because I noticed that on my husband's side there was a "skid" right where my 4 yo daughter climbed into the bed that morning. YUCK! (But glad to hear we're not the only family that needs to work on our hygiene!)

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  14. Two things: Did Kadra really rat out her husband like that? Haaahaha!

    And

    Who's the grump in yo 'hood? Are the Niehaus' bothering you again? Lol!

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  15. Oh Rebecca, I thought I couldn't POSSIBLY love your BRILLIANT blog anymore than I already do. And here you go and post this. You are a genius, I tell you!

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  16. I can't even believe you would post something like this. I'm debating whether to laugh or cry for you. I suppose I shall laugh, FILTH! :D

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  17. oh my gosh! Totally laughed out loud! You poor thing!

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  18. You are a BRAVE BRAVE women to actually blog that photo! Gross I tell ya!

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  19. Oh SHUT UP! I'm dying here!

    And I adore you even more for posting this.

    You are my hero.

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  20. oh no! If you DO find a social story, please pass it on..hehe

    We're STILL trying to get him to wipe himself so I may see those smears in the future!

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  21. Oh my gosh...that is hilarious!!!!!

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  22. OMG! That's hilarious and disgusting at the same time. lol

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