There's something about those aisles right by the entrance that suck me in every time. All those cute little buckets, headbands, socks, monkey face piggy banks....you know, stuff I don't actually need. I'm helpless to resist.
Who are we kidding? I'll probably be going back for more.
He'll be perfect for sticking in our friends flowerbed after dark. Or putting a string around his neck and hanging him as a car ornament in the church parking lot. Maybe a little gold spray paint and he'll be classy enough to peek out of our Christmas tree this December.
Gaudy, chintzy and completely tacky. We're soul mates for sure.