Easy math: An empty space and a cord to cover + some tiles found in the garage + adhesive and a piece of wood leftover from the dining room. Throw in a few weights for good measure (what could be heavier than salsa? Yep. Light mayo.), and have your hubby help you carry it into the other room since once you're done it weighs roughly 2.3 billion pounds. What exactly does that = ?
Exactly six seconds things that things will look perfect until tiles will come smashing to the floor -okay, some slid - leaving shards of stones in ones eye, liquid nails on ones floor, and one very ticked spouse.
I'll let you guess which one.