Could my hair look any worse? Not possible.At least I have the smallest feet.
I suppose, in this case, the old adage is true: what doesn't kill us makes us stronger.
"Lookie there, we done be on that there television screen. Just like them fancy movie stars."
Just a flip of the switch and I had it on video, without telling Khristie, which made for shaky footage given that I almost peed my pants laughing. Which made her laugh. Which made me laugh harder. Which completely embarrassed my dad and made him wonder why in the world he would even consider taking us out in public in the first place.Or in other words, a summary of the first 18 (32?)years of my life.