CAUSE #1 Clean out my garage.
It's got random wood everywhere left over from ripping out all that paneling in the dining room.
CAUSE #2 Get Brendan's animals off the floor. Things on the floor = things that dogs carry around in their mouths, which then = things that end up in the back yard, amidst piles of poo or fire ants. Two things me no likey.
So I took this and added this and got this. Nothin' fancy, just cut to the same length and nailed to the wall. Next step is some liquid nail-ed up (is that a noun or a verb? I'm going with verb) clothespins, and a slather of paint for everybody.