14 years and still going strong. I'm more certain than ever that you are the only man that could put up with me. Bonus points for still telling me I look sexy (when I don't), and moving the clothes into the dryer without complaining (much), and for saying that you don't mind that I always steal your razor (even if it's a lie). I love you, darlin'. Even if I did't do a slide show like last year.
(which, upon further reflection, should've been titled, "Watch her be skinny, watch her get pregnant, watch her be kinda skinny, watch her get pregnant. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat.")